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Pissed up one night and bragging away to Melodium on the caravan intercom the static twins let slip their top Christmas pressie. Jealous with rage the Melodium clan did not wish to be left out and plotted away. The next night there was a knock on the caravanettee, we opened the door, and scrabbled around in the dark to find a package wrapped in Muslin cloth with a stapled on note. It read Gary Davies doesn’t need this anymore ...love Melodium.
The boys gingerly unwrapped the package to find a human head with magnetic tape wrapped loosely around it. We placed the head in the freezer and carefully re-spooled the tape.
The majestic sounds emanating from our woofers were very acceptable. This is the new Melodium music. Regal and smooth with layers of well-chosen tones and beats.
This was a Christmas to savour.

there is an album due on italianlabel “ disistersbychoice”

Seven inch vinyl in an edition of 500 copies.